SNES #5- Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest

Yes, I'm following up Final Fantasy 13 with that fake Final Fantasy game that was only released because people thought Americans were too dumb to play real RPGs. Actually, the two games are much more similar than they initially appear, and I'm glad I played them back to back. They are both action oriented games that are considered black sheep in the series. At least 13 is considered a real Final Fantasy game. Mystic Quest is another story altogether.

When I was a kid I didn't think there was anything strange about this game. It was just the next Final Fantasy game. The gameplay was different, but this did not seem unusual. Developers took much more radical chances with sequels back then. This wasn't too long after we had the side scrolling Zelda game and RPG styled Castlevania game. So I remember renting this one a couple of times and actually being a little excited about how easy it was. I could never beat games that I rented, especially RPGs. With this one I felt like I actually had a chance.

Of course it wasn't too long until we all figured out that this game was different. It was probably around the time Final Fantasy 3 came out. That game was a life altering experience. It was one of the most in depth and exciting games to ever come out, and we all knew that Mystic Quest wasn't in the same league. I'm not sure how you figured stuff out back then, but one of my friends stumbled on the secret. Mystic Quest was made as a simple starter RPG for the American audience. The genre had never sold well in this country, so this was a trick to lure people in.

Of course, the game developers made some odd choices in what they thought the mass market would enjoy. It must've been bad market research or something. They thought that people really liked using heal potions and not knowing how many hit points they had left. There are some points in this game where I was using heal potions every other attack, and the life bar only confuses things more. It's shown as a bar, but enemy attacks are shown as a number above your head. It can get confusing. They must've also decided that people hate exploring, because you almost always know where you are going. The game is mostly stripped down to fighting battles and visiting towns. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it can be a shock to the system if you've played other FF games and are expecting something like that.

I really hate to dwell on what this game lacks, but it's hard to avoid. This's game's reputation is based on it being a failed experiment. I know this games gets a hard time among fans, but I actually think it's pretty good. I think it's fun that you get items which let you interact with the environment more. I also think it's fun that the monsters will transform as you hit them. That's something that not even FF3 did. All in all this is a fun little game that is good for a couple afternoons and isn't hurting anyone. I certainly don't see a problem with that.


(As a bonus here's the infamous brain ad for the game. I love how they make the game sound like it's both really hard and really easy. It sure confused me in 1993.)

Playstation 3 #1 - Final Fantasy 13

This has got to be one of the strangest games I've ever had to write about. This is a Final Fantasy game like no other. If you think some of the other departures in the series were shocking than FF13 will put you directly in your grave. The two hour long battles on FF8? That's kid stuff. The side scrolling portions of FF10? This game makes that one look as traditional Dragon Warrior 1. How about those non random battles on FF12? Well actually you're getting warm on that one. Still, no other Final Fantasy game even comes close on the crazy factor.

So how crazy is this game? Well how about this: You don't make it to the overworld for 30 hours. That's right, 30 hours! And I thought slogging through Midgar was tedious. Until that point it is basically an on the rails combat game with a few RPG elements thrown in. There's not even MP in this one. Sure, you gain levels in a way, but even these are restricted by your progress. So much for every gamer's favorite time waster. Once you get to the overworld there's not even that much to do. You do get to go on hunting missions though. I was so relieved to be able to walk around freely that I worked on those for a dozen hours before I let any more story line sneak in. That was actually my favorite part of that game. I got to ride around on chocobos fighting larger and larger monsters in a beautifully rendered world. I would play a game that was just that. Is there a game like that? If not there should be.

Oh and how about those characters? No knights or wizards in this one. Instead you have mercenaries and unlucky civilians with names like Lightning, Hope, and Snow. It's like your normal RPG characters got replaced by the American Gladiators. They also have some of the goofiest dialogue heard in a game in some time. The whole time we were playing it, my girlfriend and I kept shouting things like "Moms are tough!" and "Here comes your hero!". This is much different than your typical cast of brooding heroes, dark and mysterious magicians, and rough but lovable engineers from games past.

And how about the story? There's this mysterious force out that the turns people into superhumans. Since there are two competing worlds that means that pretty much everyone wants you dead. Oh, and each one of these superhumans has a special task that they don't know which turns them into crystal if they complete it. if they take too long they get turned into grotesque beasts. It's a weird story. It's weirder than Final Fantasy 10, and in that game people could only truly be dead if someone waved a special stick in front of them.

So it sounds like I'm blasting this game, but it all works in a strange sort of way. Sure it's mostly waking in a straight line fighting things, but the combat system is one of the most unique and challenging I have seen in an RPG. The shifting job classes really requires you to think. I also know that there are no towns to visit, and you are stopped by dialogue every fifteen minutes, but I like the directness of the game. There are hardly any side quests, and even though the story makes no sense it's fairly easy to keep up with. Your group gets turned into supernatural beings while trying to save your sister, and then you have to run from the evil government while trying to save the world. What could be simpler? The characters also have a directness about them which is refreshing. There's a couple of dark secrets among them, but not too many. They seemed more like real people than most video game characters, and I enjoyed the way they interacted with each other. Plus Sazh is cool. If you thought that Barrett was a little racist with his gun arm, Sazh makes up for it by having a chocobo in his fro.

So this game is kind of a contradiction, but for the most part a fun one. I really enjoyed playing it, but I have no idea why. It was certainly easy on the eyes, and unlike most FF games it even had a good ending. This one was a major departure in the series, so I wouldn't be too surprised to see the next game in the regular series take a more traditional approach. Of course after this game it wouldn't surprise me if the next game was a racing sim. You gotta love those guys over at Square. They certainly know how to make their fans angry.

Nintendo DS #3: Picross 3D

Fresh for Halloween it's, well, Picross 3D. This game is based on the semi popular picross puzzles which I love but you've probably never heard of. I don't want to explain them too much in this post because I'm also playing the regular picross game for DS, and I want to have some words left when I write about it. Needless to say this one adds and extra D.

It's hard to think of a game that I had more fun with and played longer which has less I can write about. It reminds me of the sculptor explaining that his statue was always in the stone. He just had to get it out. If you understand this than you will understand Picross 3D. You've got a block and a set of numbers. Your job is to chisel away at the blocks until a picture emerges. You're like a sculptor who creates blocky 8-bit statues. Actually, I'd be really surprised if there wasn't someone doing that already. Artists love stupid stuff like that.

So what is there to say? It's certainly a portable game. It's simple, addictive, and seemingly endless. I think the main game has about 300 puzzles, and there are plenty more to unlock. It's all stylus, so get ready to have people look at you funny while you're getting your oil changed. When I first got this game I only had one other DS game, so I took it everywhere with me. I half watched countless tv shows while tapping away at little squares. I'm sure ten years from now it will make me feel sentimental.

Just a couple of minor complaints about this one. It's a little too easy to guess your way through some puzzles. This is especially true in the earlier levels. Also, some of the clues don't appear to make sense. I know this could be me, but at the same time I know that I'm really smart. It's probably the game.

So I'm looking back on this post and I'm surprised that I was able to write so many words about this one. What is there to say about a game played on a rotating grid where you make one big block turn into several tiny blocks? It's a good game, but it's not a very inspiring one.

Nintendo DS #2: Dragon Quest 9

I can't believe that it's taken me this long to write about Dragon Quest 9. I think I beat this game about a month ago. I also can't believe that I've been playing so many rpgs lately. What happen to all those 8 bit action games? Playing lengthy RPGs is a good way to have one blog post a month. I need to step up and play some games that don't take 70 hours to complete.

Okay so I guess I do remember why I never got around to writing about this one. When I beat this game I was dizzy with fever, and I hardly even remember finishing it. I do remember that he ending was kind of a letdown. It was so subtle that I didn't even realize the game was finished. I wandered around for a few more hours before I noticed that there was nothing left to do.

I shouldn't complain about it too much though. Dragon Quest knows how to do a lengthy quest better than anyone. I mean, who really knows what's going on in Final Fantasy games most of the time? I know I don't. This isn't because the people behind the FF games don't know what they're doing. It's just really hard to tell a story that lasts 40 or 50 hours. It's not unusual for a Dragon Quest game to be twice this long, and yet they still mostly make sense. It really is impressive when you think about it.

Dragon Quest 9, like several other games in the franchise, works because it is episodic. There is an underlying story that is fairly easy to follow split up by separate quests. In this case you are an angel looking for magical fruit. Don't worry, it's just as silly as it sounds. Anyway, every new fruit that you look for has its own little quest complete with separate towns and characters. This works especially well on a handheld system where a person is likely to play for short amounts of time and then leave the thing behind for a while.

So how was the gameplay? Well it was Dragon Questy. It was fairly simple to play, had plenty of side quests, and looked an awful lot like Dragon Ball Z. At this point what else would you expect? Where Final Fantasy is always trying new radical things that anger the fan base, Dragon Quest keeps things traditional. There is a way to play with people online, but I never tried it. I play most of my games alone because I'm still not quite ready for online gaming. It seems that everyone playing it is either a million times better than me or a million times worse. Maybe I'm just too old for that sort of thing.

As far as the quality I guess I'd put this game right in the middle of the series. It's not as good as 7 or 8, but few games are. I played the thing for 70+ hours, but it felt far shorter. That's usually a good sign. I just wish that it didn't take so long to gain levels, and that you got attribute points after every level you gained instead of every other level. That really prolongs the game. It's also a little too clever sometimes. Does every enemy have to be a pun? I'm sorry if I don't sound overly enthusiastic about this one. It is a very good game, but not one to go crazy about. However, when I got my DS it was the first game I wanted to buy. There's always something comforting about the dependability, quality, and sameness of the Dragon Quest series. It's the hot chocolate of the gaming world.

SNES #4: Final Fantasy 3

I am having so much trouble writing about this game. I've deleted and started over several times. I even had a high quality post, but somehow accidentally deleted it. Now that I'm writing this for the 50th time I'll try to do it right. One thing I've learned about gaming is that it's much easier to write about a bad game than it is a good one. Bad games are funny and insightful. If you ever want to learn about what makes a game great than go play some awful ones. With great games all you want to do is sit back and say "aw yeah, this is the good stuff." In fact, I think that's what I'm going to do.

I think this would be a good time to make some ridiculous comparisons. Of course everybody knows that FF3 is the greatest game ever made. It kicks Ocarina of Time's ass. It makes Super Metroid look like regular Metroid. It's as good as Duck Tales and Bionic Commando put together. FF7 has to bow down to it when they walk past each other in the hallway. It even makes Mario a bit nervous. Of course, the crazy thing about all these comparisons is that they are all true but one. Also, you either agree with me or you are wrong. Like a politician I have no middle ground on this issue.

So I played through this game again after about 10 years and I discovered that it is still the Citizen Kane of gaming. Playing it for even five minutes make me happy that I was born in the 80s. Screw you 1960s. All you had was The Beatles. Today I am much more acclimated to modern RPGs, so the slower story parts are much easier to sit through. When I was 9 and playing through this game I wanted to fight monsters and walk around town more. I found the first half to be a little too slow. I always hated going through the opera house back then, but now it only takes like five minutes. Why did that bother me so much? I must've been a jerk back then. That's the only explanation.

Of course the first half is great, but the game's true bread and butter is the remarkable second half. Every RPG before this one would've ended on the floating island in the World of Balance. However, once the world is torn asunder the bleak and dying World of Ruin opens up many new possibilities and freedoms. It's the most open ended RPG I've ever played that doesn't lose track of itself. There is truly only one thing on the agenda in the World of Ruin, and that is fighting Kefka in his fortress. Before that all you need to do is gather your companions, collect magicite, build up your character's abilities, gain levels, and do side quests. The best part about this is that it's mostly up to the player to decide what to do next. I remember finding it very liberating to do something in a different order than what the strategy guide told me. I didn't have much to rebel against back then. It seems like today's games have two templates. They either tell you exactly what to do and you move in a straight path to complete them, or they are completely open ended and have no ultimate goal. FF3 allowed you to explore and solve mysteries while making you feel like you were playing towards something. They sure don't make them like that anymore.

Heck, this is such an great game that even the flaws are engaging. I'm not sure that the game would be as good if we ever found out what was up with Siegfried or what happened to Bannon. Or how about the bugs and glitches? I fought the dragons legit this time, but as a kid I x-zoned like crazy. How about the one in the Veldt that when you sketch Gau you get like a million dirks? Love that one. These are all things that add color to the game and I'm truly glad they are there. I mean, if games didn't have bugs than what would people make all their youtube videos about? I just wish it didn't take me 15 years to find out the evade stat is meaningless.

So this is a game that has left an inedible impression on me. I know that I have been gushing in this review, and greatest game of all time is always a debatable topic. However, sometimes all a writer has is his hyperbole. What else is there to do when a game has been talked about so much? Of course, with this game hyperbole is quite easy. The sky's the limit.

Sega Genesis #5: Quackshot Starring Donald Duck

Well I said that this time I was going to play something a little more derivative, and I've done just that with Quackshot. It's a classic side scroller just like 1000 other games. I'm back working again now, so I don't have as much time for blogging. I'll probably just phone this one in and get my 20 views already. I don't see the harm in that.

Quackshot is a pretty good licensed Genesis game. I don't know why the 16 bit era was so good for popular character based games, but there sure were many good ones. Quackshot reminds me a little bit of the original Duck Tales, but not enough to relive those past glories. What we have here instead is a classic map exploration platform game. All the levels appear on the map, and you have to go between them solving various puzzles until you can get to the end of them. It's sort of like Strider for the NES but actually a little bit better. It doesn't have the awkward story line or difficult wall jump to worry about. I don't care if that one is an anime styled sci-fi adventure and this one is a Donald Duck starring Indiana Jones rip off. A good game is a good game.

I also enjoyed how Donald only uses non-lethal plungers to attack, but it does actually require some precision shooting. I had to pull off a surprisingly large number of jump shots aimed at just the right spot to subdue my opponent. When you shoot them, the enemies are only stunned for a few seconds and them come back to life, so they will have to be shot multiple times if you want to get past them. I actually thought this was fun even though it sounds miserable. Actually everything works fairly well in this game. Nothing to get too excited about, but it certainly gets the job done. I suppose it could've used a password feature, but there is some charm in an old fashioned game that takes two hours to beat. It's certainly one for the weekend though. You'd hate to get started and not have enough time to finish.

Well that's my article on that game. Did you enjoy it?

Super Nintendo #3: Super Mario World

Well here's another one of those world altering games that I love writing about so much. Actually, I'm starting to get a little sick of writing about groundbreaking games. There's only so much I can say about them. I think I'll play some completely derivative games after this. At least those don't require so many positive adverbs.

But anyway here's Super Mario World, the game that defined the early 90s and ruined my childhood. Now don't get me wrong, it's a wonderful game in almost every regard, but it did help kill off the NES. I couldn't really see the big picture back then. This was before all the used game stores and tribute websites. These days it's hard to think of the NES as being gone. I can go to just about any town in the country and find some store that at least has a couple of dusty old games for it. In 1992 though it almost felt like the SNES was going to eat the old systems leaving nothing behind. At least it had some great new games to play.

Super Mario World took the overworld map system from SMB3 and greatly expanded it. This time, instead of eight distinct worlds you have one long world with plenty of branching paths. There are eight Koopas to fight, but the world isn't split up into eight distinct areas like the other games. It's closer to six with some mini areas between them. Considering how sacred the number eight has become in Mario lore I doubt Nintendo would ever do something like this again. I think it works very well though. It gives the game a more natural feel, and keeps you from knowing what the next level is going to be like.

This game is kind enough to have a save system this time around, but the developers still didn't get it quite right. To save your game you have to go through a special level such as a ghost house. This means you'll have to beat certain levels over and over again just so you can save your game. This is certainly better than starting the game over every time, but it still could've been refined a little.

I guess my biggest complaint with this game has to do with flying. Mario has a system of gliding which allows for continuous flight. This makes it entirely possible to fly through entire levels. Actually it's pretty easy to do. I think it ruins a game somewhat when you can practically skip levels without even having to cheat. If you're good you can skip just about everything. It's a shame too because the levels are brilliantly designed. They're good enough to use an adverb for anyway.

I did enjoy playing through it again, although I did mostly stay on the ground. I was surprised by how quick the game was. I didn't get to all 96 levels before writing this, but I got to over 70 of them. I'd say only took a couple of hours. I can't believe that this game took up so much of my time and energy when I was a kid. I must've been bad at games back then.

It's likely that you've already played Super Mario World before. In that case I'm probably telling you things you already know. Writing about popular games can be tricky because they will be read by more people but there is less to say about them. I imagine there are 100s of articles about this game on the internet alone. Even if you've never played it I bet you know a few things about it. Even with all this saturation though it is still a great experience. It seems to be in a constant state of rediscovery. In fact you should probably go out and play it today. Just make sure you don't fly through all the levels. This isn't cheating, but it sure is cheap.